"I don’t think you miss me. So I won’t tell you I miss you. "
"Everything is temporary. "
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
- my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me: yes but today is not that day